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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.

MUNNA: kaiku ?

CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.

MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath
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Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”
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Pareshan Pathan

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai
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Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona
(“GUZARISH”)
“Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona”

Gilay Chahy Bohat Karna
Rulana or Boht Larrna
Suno Naraz Mat Hona

Kabi Aisa Jo ho Jaye
K teri Yad se Ghafil Kisi Lamhe jo ho Jaon
Bina Dekhe Teri Surat
Kisi Shab Main jo So Jaon
To Sapno Main Chale Aana
Mujy Ehsas Dila Jana
Suno Naraz Mat Hona.

Kabi Aisa jo ho Jaye
Jinhen kehna Zaruri ho
Wo Mujhse Lafz Kho Jayen
Anaa ko Beech Mat Lana
Meri Awaz Ban Jana!
KABHI NARAZ MAT HONA.

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Human Being are Soluble

Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K

“Human Being Can Dissolve In Water”

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Roothna Khafa Rehna

Roothna Khafa Rehna, ye Wafa nahi hoti,

Chahaton may logon se kya Khata nahi hoti;

Sub ko aik jaisa kyun tum Samjhne lagte ho,

Sari Duniya meri JAN Bewafa nahi hoti;

Har kisi se yari har kisi se Waaday,

Pyar karne walon may ye ada nahi hoti;

Be-Naqaab Chehray bhi ik Hijaab rakhte hain.

Sirf saat Pardon may to haya nahi hoti

Sab kuch kho diya tumharay pyar main hum ne,

Kya ye b Chaht ki Intha nhi hoti.
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Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL.
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Paise Urrane Ki Aadat

Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.
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Koi Mujhse Itna Khafa Q Hai

Ye Narazgi Bewajha Q Hai.

Kya Phir ho gai Mujhse He Koi Khata
Ye Dil is Qadar Darta Q Hai.

Woh Rooth Jata Hai Mujhse
Najane Dil-e-Nadan Usey Manata Q Hai.

Us Se Mera Taulaq Tu Sirf Dosti Ka Hai
Phir Aisa He Hai Yo Mujhe Us Se Muhabat Q Hai.

Wo ik Shakhs Sab ko Bohut Hai Pyara.
Lekin Uske Liye Mere Ankhon Main Aansu Q Hai

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