Posts Tagged ‘urdu sms’

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath
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Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & [...]

Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona

Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona
(”GUZARISH”)
“Kabhi Naraz Mat Hona”
Gilay Chahy Bohat Karna
Rulana or Boht Larrna
Suno Naraz Mat Hona
Kabi Aisa Jo ho Jaye
K teri Yad se Ghafil Kisi Lamhe jo ho Jaon
Bina Dekhe Teri Surat
Kisi Shab Main jo So Jaon
To Sapno Main Chale Aana
Mujy Ehsas Dila Jana
Suno Naraz Mat Hona.
Kabi Aisa jo ho Jaye
Jinhen kehna Zaruri ho
Wo Mujhse [...]

Human Being are Soluble

Human Being are Soluble
Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya
Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya
Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya
To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K
“Human Being Can Dissolve In Water”
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Pathan Funny SMS From Best Free SMS

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