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Pathan Joke

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

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Pathan Funny Text

Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:

Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,

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“Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama”

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Teacher Pathan Sms

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main.

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Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

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Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

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Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

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Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

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Pathan:Is larki k baad

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