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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Gaalian Dy Kr Chaly Gaye

Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ

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Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :
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Can’t Attend Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
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Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz
Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
7 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR
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Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.
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Pathan Got 1st Position

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
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Pareshan Pathan

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai
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Pathan Joke

1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

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Pathan Funny Text

Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:

Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,

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“Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama”

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Teacher Pathan Sms

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main.

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Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega.

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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

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