Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?
Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….
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Human Being are Soluble
Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya
Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya
Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya
To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K
“Human Being Can Dissolve In Water”
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Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL.
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Paise Urrane Ki Aadat
Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.
Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,
Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga 
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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maaar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. 
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Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai. 
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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 
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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
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“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.
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1 Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
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2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
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Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?
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