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Sardar: Yaar larkion ko shadi k bad “Begum” q kehte hen?

Punjabi: So simple shadi k bad larkion k sare ghum larkon ko mil jate hen or wo ” Be- Ghum” ho jati hen.

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ALHAMDULILLAH

Aj mein ne aik jaan bachai.

Wo aise k aik faqeer se mein ne pucha k agar mein tumhen 5000 ka note de dun to kia karo gay?

Wo bola: Khushi se mar jaon ga.

Mein ne dia hi nhi.

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Popular Inventions and their Inventors

Aeroplane
“Wright Brothers”

Cycle
“Mcmillan”

Telephone
“Graham Bell”

Telescope
“Galileo”

Exams
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labo salay nu….

Ral kay kuttan gay….

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Ik larka tha deewana sa.
MBA me wo parhta tha.
nazrain jhuka kar,
kitaben utha kar,
library se guzra karta tha.
kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,
fail hone se wo darta tha.
jab b milta tha muj se wo ye pucha karta tha.
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
aur me sirf yehi keh pati thi…
kitaben khuli hon ya band…
yaad 1 raat pehle hi hota hai.
kese kahon me oh yaara ye …
ye MBA kese hota hay!

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Girl: Mujh se shadi karni hay to har week Ammi ko 10 kilo aata aur cheeni or papa ki bike me 10 litr petrol dalwana hoga.

Boy: Acha behan, Ammi Abu ko mera salam kehna!

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The best Lines for advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour,

“Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She may be ur grand mother.”

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