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Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya

Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae

Sardar: Wo kesay?

Maa:

Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge

Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko

Tere bhai se nokarani ko

Nokarani se tere baapu ko

Tere baapu se teri khala ko

Teri khala se teray khalu ko

Tere khalu se muje

or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge

Puter tu pind nu bacha le

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Sardi ka

Zamana hai

“Musam bi

SOHANA hai ”

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhj do

“kiya blance 2010 tak chlana hai kia;-P

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DosTI

Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge

SAWAN

Se karoge to bheg jao ge

SURAJ

Se karoge to jal jaoge

Aur

HUM…

Se karoge to

SUDHR JAO GA

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Best way to propose a girl….

Take her to the sea….
Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea….
Then say….

Marry Me
warna utar jao…. !

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Kabhi apne dost par bhrosa na karo

Agar wo bhrose k qabil hota

To kisi achay insan ka dost hota

Tumhara nahi…!

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Papa: Beti “FSc” k bad kia kro gi?
Beti: S.S.S karun gi.

Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?
Beti: Sohail Se Sex

Uff! ye larkian bhi na.

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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)

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Boy: Soot acha pehna hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Make up bhi acha kia hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Mehndi bhi achi lagai hai.

Girl: Thanx brother.

Boy: Soni fir v nai lagdi pai.

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Aik marasi ne Chaudhry ki Beti ka rishta manga.

Chaudhry ne marasi ko khoob maara,
Maar kha k marasi Utha kapray jhaar kar bola,

” Fer mein inkaar e samjhaan…”

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Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?

Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…

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INNOCENCE

A little child prays on aftaar:

“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”

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