Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge
Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko
Tere bhai se nokarani ko
Nokarani se tere baapu ko
Tere baapu se teri khala ko
Teri khala se teray khalu ko
Tere khalu se muje
or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge
Puter tu pind nu bacha le
Naughty Text Message
Sardi ka
Zamana hai 
“Musam bi
SOHANA hai ”
Ek piyara sa sms hy bhj do
“kiya blance 2010 tak chlana hai kia;-P
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Naughty Text Message
DosTI
Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge
SAWAN
Se karoge to bheg jao ge
SURAJ
Se karoge to jal jaoge
Aur
HUM…
Se karoge to
SUDHR JAO GA 
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Best way to propose a girl….
Take her to the sea….
Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea….
Then say….
Marry Me
warna utar jao…. !
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Kabhi apne dost par bhrosa na karo
Agar wo bhrose k qabil hota
To kisi achay insan ka dost hota
Tumhara nahi…!
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Papa: Beti “FSc” k bad kia kro gi?
Beti: S.S.S karun gi.
Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?
Beti: Sohail Se Sex
Uff! ye larkian bhi na.
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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)
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Boy: Soot acha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Make up bhi acha kia hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Mehndi bhi achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanx brother.
Boy: Soni fir v nai lagdi pai.
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Aik marasi ne Chaudhry ki Beti ka rishta manga.
Chaudhry ne marasi ko khoob maara,
Maar kha k marasi Utha kapray jhaar kar bola,
” Fer mein inkaar e samjhaan…”
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Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?
Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…
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INNOCENCE
A little child prays on aftaar:
“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”
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