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Even rabbits insult an dead lion

Posted in Insult Sms on February 5th, 2010 by Abraham – 3 Comments

I Were to Make Dictionary

If I Were to Make a Dictionary:

Cute – You

Sweet – You

Thoughtful – You

Good Looking – You

Beautiful – You

Liar – Me.
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Ignorance and Patience?

Diff b/w Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror
and
U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

And

When I look at U and I also dont laugh thats called Patience.
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Friendship Virus

1 Day God Tested Me:

He Erased All My Memory and Asked:

“Do You Remember Anyone Now?”

I Told Ur Name.

God Smiled and Said:
“Some Virus Can’t Be Formatted”

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Urdu Happy Birthday Text

Posted in Others on February 3rd, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

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Funny Fool Forwards

Posted in Fool sms on January 31st, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

billi dum kuy hilate he……….?

batano na kyun……..?

batano na kyun ……..?

mein batayo kyun?

kyun k!!!!!!!!!!

dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

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Ek bar kuch bandar

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye

phir

wo hotel mein phuchen

unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha

ek burger kha raha tha

aur

kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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Ye Ehsas

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai,

Aur

sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur

kyo na ho…

Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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Don’t Look At Me with Flirt

Posted in Flirt Sms on January 29th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

Flirt SMS

I heard that good looks can kill…

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So, please don’t look at me

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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

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Flirt SMS

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,

if sumone calls u duffer,relax,

if sumone calls u stupid be cool,

but if sumone calls u “cute”

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.

.

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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,

mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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Flirt SMS

Love bears all things,

Love believes all things,

Love hopes all things,

and most precious of all,

Love endures all things.

Come we love and make things happy.

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Flirt SMS

GIRLZ OF 1995*

“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”

GIRLZ OF 2010*

AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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