Best Free SMS

A Woman was Kidnapped
A Woman was Kidnapped,

The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded money.

Husband Replied :

.
.
.

I want More Proof.
———–
That Was THE DEAL
Man to a Friend: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and
She didn’t Speak to Me for a Month.

Friend: Why? That’s very Foolish of Her.

Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.
———–

Wives are Like Daal Chawal

Girlfriends are like “Gol Gappay” always Tasty.

Lovers are like “Pizzas” Hot n Spicy.

&

Wives are Like “Daal Chawal”

No Other Option, But Good For Health
———–
Marriage Funny SMS From Best Free SMS

Smells in Bedroom Marriage

Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:
1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers
After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.
After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines.
———–

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

———–
Ziyada Khushi Jaan Leti Hai

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai
———–
Happy Marriage SMS From Best Free SMS

Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

———–

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?

.

.

.

.

Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

———–

TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI

50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

.

.

.

.

.

.

aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE…………..;->

———–

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:

Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,

Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,

Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D

———–

Marriage SMS From Best Free SMS

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
———–
Marriage SMS From Best Free SMS