Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur…………
Rikshaw le aya:)
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Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,
Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D
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Har mard ki zidagi mein “3 Dolls” aati hain,
(1) Aik iski beti
Baby Doll.:-|
(2) iski Girlfriend
Barbie Doll.;-)
(3) Iski biwi,
“PANADOL” wo b “EXTRA”
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Girl to Boy: Kia tum mere Aashiq ho?
Boy: Haan Hun.
Girl: Tou phir mujhey 1000 ka Easyload krwa do.
Boy: Main tumhara Aashiq hun “Telenor” walon ka damaad nhi.
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Lab pay Aati hai DUA bn kay Tmanna meri,
Sim band ho jaye Allah kray teri,
Dur duniya mein chmakny se ujala ho jaye,
jo mujhe sms na kray us ka rang kala ho jaye,
Ho mera kaam in faqiron ko sms karna,
In kanjuson gharibon ka inbox bharna,
Mere Allah inhain bi ab ghairat a jaye,
Ye sms parhte hi in ka bi sms a jaye…
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Kesa lagta hai…?
Thandi Shabnum me
Hawa k jhonkon k sang
Khamoshi se chalte hue
Koi apka hath thaam k
Holay se keh de…
Ye sweater lunday ka hai na…..
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Sardar: Yaar larkion ko shadi k bad “Begum” q kehte hen?
Punjabi: So simple shadi k bad larkion k sare ghum larkon ko mil jate hen or wo ” Be- Ghum” ho jati hen.
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ALHAMDULILLAH
Aj mein ne aik jaan bachai.
Wo aise k aik faqeer se mein ne pucha k agar mein tumhen 5000 ka note de dun to kia karo gay?
Wo bola: Khushi se mar jaon ga.
Mein ne dia hi nhi.
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