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Bilawal to Zardari:

Dad
Aap ki harkaton ne to khandan ki izzat par daagh laga dia hai.

Zardari:
Beta, Daagh to chala jaye ga par waqt phir nhi aye ga.

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Kon kehta hai Pakistan me ghum hain khushiyan nhi…

1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mein shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi
3. Bus mein seat milnay ki khushi
4. long time k bad double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne k bad Khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile ko apni pocket mein dekhne ki khushi.

Itni khushiyaan hone k bawjood pakistani awaam khush nhi .
Hairat hai…!

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Chand par aap ka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai…

Lekin

Aik to mera hath nhi jata

dusra

ye khyal mujhe hamesha dupahar ko ata hai….

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Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nhi nikalta?

2 Sardar: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklay ga bhi to andheray mein Tere baap ko bhi nazar nhi aye ga….

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Boy: Soot acha pehna hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Make up bhi acha kia hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Mehndi bhi achi lagai hai.

Girl: Thanx brother.

Boy: Soni fir v nai lagdi pai.

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Aik marasi ne Chaudhry ki Beti ka rishta manga.

Chaudhry ne marasi ko khoob maara,
Maar kha k marasi Utha kapray jhaar kar bola,

” Fer mein inkaar e samjhaan…”

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Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?

Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…

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INNOCENCE

A little child prays on aftaar:

“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”

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Popular Inventions and their Inventors

Aeroplane
“Wright Brothers”

Cycle
“Mcmillan”

Telephone
“Graham Bell”

Telescope
“Galileo”

Exams
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labo salay nu….

Ral kay kuttan gay….

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Ik larka tha deewana sa.
MBA me wo parhta tha.
nazrain jhuka kar,
kitaben utha kar,
library se guzra karta tha.
kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,
fail hone se wo darta tha.
jab b milta tha muj se wo ye pucha karta tha.
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
aur me sirf yehi keh pati thi…
kitaben khuli hon ya band…
yaad 1 raat pehle hi hota hai.
kese kahon me oh yaara ye …
ye MBA kese hota hay!

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