Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?
Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………
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Aatay ki line me khara aik aadmi cheekha “Mein Zardari ko maarne ja rha hun.”
Kuch dair bad wo wapis line aa gya, kisi ne pucha “mar diya?”
Bola: “Wahan bhi line lagi hai.”
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Teacher: Tum bre ho kar kia kro gay?
Student:
Shadi….
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kia bano gay?
Student: Dulha…
Teacher: Oh no, I mean bre ho kar kia haasil karo gay?
Student:
Dulhan….
Teacher: Uffo…..
Matlag aisa kia kro gay jo tum ne pehle kabhi nahi kiya.
Student:
Nikah….
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Best way to propose a girl….
Take her to the sea….
Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea….
Then say….
Marry Me
warna utar jao…. !
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Kabhi apne dost par bhrosa na karo
Agar wo bhrose k qabil hota
To kisi achay insan ka dost hota
Tumhara nahi…!
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Aik pathan ki apnay Baap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusay me apnay Baap ki tasveer uthai aur Kabristan mein latka di,
Neechay likh dia
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“Coming Soon”
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Sardar: Main office jane se pehle apni wife ko puppi karta hun.
Dost: main tere jane k baad teri wife ko puppi karta hun.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha
Pehle to me ki na….
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Shadi Ka Wada kia Parveen Se
Warna Mohabbat to Thi Nasreen Se
ANjane Mein Sab Keh Dia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hua tha pucho Samreen Se
Ab Umeed hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Baat banegi Farheen Se
Ya Phir dekho Ambreen Se
Nhi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Ho sakta hai K Rameen Se
Warna setting to Hai or bi ” Do Teen” Se
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Pathan larki se: I Love you
Larki: Tameez Say Baat Karo
Pathan: “Bimillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem”
I Love you…
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Girl: Mujh se shadi karni hay to har week Ammi ko 10 kilo aata aur cheeni or papa ki bike me 10 litr petrol dalwana hoga.
Boy: Acha behan, Ammi Abu ko mera salam kehna!
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The best Lines for advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour,
“Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She may be ur grand mother.”
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Shaadi k baad 1 larke se doston ne pucha
“Kesi lagin bhabhi?”
Larke ne jwab dia:
“Kabi khandan me shaadi na karna.”
Larke:”kiun?”
“yaar shaadi ki raat kamre me enter hote hue gir gya to wo boli
Fawad bhai!
Araam se”
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Teacher student se: Go,Went,Gone ko punjabi me convert karo.
Student: O gya….
O nuss gya….
O pharo odi pen nu…..
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