Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,
Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D
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Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi
Anokha Waqia
Blood bank loot lia gya.
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Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga
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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai
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Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai……
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
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Ek hathi ka bacha chonti(ant) se:
tumhari age kia ha?
Chonti: 40 Saal
Hathi ka bacha: 40 Saal aur itni choti?
Chonti: Haan mein LUX use krti hon
Khoobsorati ki waja se choti lagti hon
Tumhari age kia ha???
Hathi ka bacha: 10 saal
Chonti: 10 saal aur itne bare??
Hathi ka bacha: NIDO jo peeta hon 
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Bubbli Ne Ghar Se Bhag K Shadi Ki
5 Din Bad Bubbli Rote Hove Waps Aagae
Baap:Ab Kyu Aai Ho?
Bubbli:
Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla
N95 B China Wala Tha
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Arz Kia Hai,
Aankhon Main Noor Hai.
Chehre Pe Sarour Hai.
Kisi Lerkì Ko Mera Number De Do.
Q K
Meri Shaadi Abhi Boooooohat Door Hai.
Wha Wha Wha.
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Gahak: (Doodh Waly Sy)
Tumhari Gaay Kita Doodh Deti He
Doodh Wala: 5 Kilo
Gahak: Is Main Say Kitna Bech Letey Ho?
Doodh Wala: Yehi Koi 12 Kilo.:->
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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