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1)Whenever i find the key 2 success, some 1 changes the lock.

2)The road 2 success………. is always under construction

3)In order 2 get a loan,u 1st need 2 prove that u dunt need it

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Four things boys do in the Examination hall,

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1. Counting the Girls

2. Counting the fans and tube lights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Thinking of studying for the next exam….!

Four things Girls do in the examination hall

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1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write……

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Chahe ata ho ya na ata ho…

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Aatay ki line me khara aik aadmi cheekha “Mein Zardari ko maarne ja rha hun.”
Kuch dair bad wo wapis line aa gya, kisi ne pucha “mar diya?”
Bola: “Wahan bhi line lagi hai.”

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Teacher: Tum bre ho kar kia kro gay?

Student:
Shadi….

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kia bano gay?

Student: Dulha…

Teacher: Oh no, I mean bre ho kar kia haasil karo gay?

Student:
Dulhan….

Teacher: Uffo…..
Matlag aisa kia kro gay jo tum ne pehle kabhi nahi kiya.

Student:
Nikah….

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