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Implanted A Women’s Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing.
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
“JOOTIYAN” He Khaega.
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Mother & Wife’s Tears

Son: Papa What’s the Difference Between
Mother’s Tears and
Wife’s Tears?

Father: Mother’s Tears hit Your Heart

&

Wife’s Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

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Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

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Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

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Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

..

Pathan:Is larki k baad

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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Teacher: Translate this into English,

“Bhagte choor ki langooti sahi”

…..

Student: When the thief is found

no where, be happy with his

under-wear.

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

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People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

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Manzil par pohanchney ki talab hoti hai jin jawano nein

((FRAAZ))

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Raste main khare hokr wo bchiyan nahi tara karte!:-P

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