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Kelly Brook — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:25:08 +0000

Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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If I was a poet

Deep Eyes — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:00:17 +0000

A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist

yoU would b my picture

If I was a poet

yoU would be my inspiration

If I waz an author

U would b my story

But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.

But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell me more about Andy.
———–

Teacher: Hume Garibon ka
Sath pyar sa paish aana chahiye.

Student: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay kyuin lagatay hen..
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Really Touching Quote

Deep Eyes — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:00:42 +0000

Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried
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1st Question

What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
.
.
.
Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.

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Height of Insult

Deep Eyes — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:25:26 +0000

Height of Insult

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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Station Master and Lady

Abraham — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:00:09 +0000

Lady: Is this my train..?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..

Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!

Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy…
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Top 3 universities rule

Abraham — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:00:30 +0000

Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent

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Let me kiss ur lips

Abraham — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:55:20 +0000

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday
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Nice Funny SMS Jokes

Abraham — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:00:32 +0000

Implanted A Women’s Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing.
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
“JOOTIYAN” He Khaega.
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Mother & Wife’s Tears

Son: Papa What’s the Difference Between
Mother’s Tears and
Wife’s Tears?

Father: Mother’s Tears hit Your Heart

Wife’s Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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Funny Pathan SMS

Abraham — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:00:48 +0000

Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

Pathan:Is larki k baad

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Marriage Funny Text SMS

Abraham — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:30:32 +0000

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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Funny Text Forwards

Abraham — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:24:24 +0000

Teacher: Translate this into English,

“Bhagte choor ki langooti sahi”

…..

Student: When the thief is found

no where, be happy with his

under-wear.

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