Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:
lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”
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A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist
yoU would b my picture
If I was a poet
yoU would be my inspiration
If I waz an author
U would b my story
But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.
But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell me more about Andy.
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Teacher: Hume Garibon ka
Sath pyar sa paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay kyuin lagatay hen..
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Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried
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1st Question
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
.
.
.
Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA
Here’s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.
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Height of Insult
Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.
This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!
Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.
For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.
Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.
Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy… 
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Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow
3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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