Posts Tagged ‘Funny Text’

Really Touching Quote

Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried
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1st Question
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
.
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You
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Height of Insult

Height of Insult
 
Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.
This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!
 
Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm [...]

Station Master and Lady

Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy…
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Funny SMS From Best Free SMS

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