Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking
General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt
After Enemy Defeated..
Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt?
General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged
Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking
General: Get Me My Yellow Pants.. :p
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Do u know whats
A B C D E F G?
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A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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Four things boys do in the Examination hall,
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1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans and tube lights
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for the next exam….!
Four things Girls do in the examination hall
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1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write……
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Chahe ata ho ya na ata ho… 
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Aik pathan ki apnay Baap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusay me apnay Baap ki tasveer uthai aur Kabristan mein latka di,
Neechay likh dia
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“Coming Soon”
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Sardar: Main office jane se pehle apni wife ko puppi karta hun.
Dost: main tere jane k baad teri wife ko puppi karta hun.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha
Pehle to me ki na….
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