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A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist

yoU would b my picture

If I was a poet

yoU would be my inspiration

If I waz an author

U would b my story

But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.

But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell me more about Andy.
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Teacher: Hume Garibon ka
Sath pyar sa paish aana chahiye.

Student: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay kyuin lagatay hen..
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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?

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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,

Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,

Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?

Pani Bachaye ya Paper.

Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?

Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!
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LAST bole to.

It is my “LAST” SMS For u…

LAST bole to.

L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
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Always don’t depend

Today’s Thought
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Always don’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:

Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
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A Memon on his death time

A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???
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The latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys:

Pakistan is our nation

Girls are our Destination

Dating is Our Occupation

Flirting is our Profession

Leave about Education

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Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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Implanted A Women’s Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing.
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
“JOOTIYAN” He Khaega.
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Mother & Wife’s Tears

Son: Papa What’s the Difference Between
Mother’s Tears and
Wife’s Tears?

Father: Mother’s Tears hit Your Heart

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Wife’s Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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