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Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?

Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…

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INNOCENCE

A little child prays on aftaar:

“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”

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Shaadi k baad 1 larke se doston ne pucha
“Kesi lagin bhabhi?”
Larke ne jwab dia:
“Kabi khandan me shaadi na karna.”
Larke:”kiun?”
“yaar shaadi ki raat kamre me enter hote hue gir gya to wo boli
Fawad bhai!
Araam se”

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Teacher student se: Go,Went,Gone ko punjabi me convert karo.
Student: O gya….
O nuss gya….
O pharo odi pen nu…..

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