Four things boys do in the Examination hall,
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1. Counting the Girls
2. Counting the fans and tube lights
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for the next exam….!
Four things Girls do in the examination hall
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1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write……
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Chahe ata ho ya na ata ho… 
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Funny Love SMS
A doctor and engineer love a same girl
Engineer gifts her Apple everyday
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Girl asks the reason of giving Apple daily???
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Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Pappu Funny SMS
Teacher to Pappu: M.B.B.S ka kia matlb hai???
Pappu: Mohterma Bainazir Bhutto Shaheed
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Question: Can a Kangroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower????
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Ans: Yes, coz the Eiffel Tower can’t jump.
Think Smart!
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Pathan ne dewar banai
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kisi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lage
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
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Hum Qaid e Azam ko Peshawar ane per
Khush Amdid kehte hain
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Teacher: Koi story sunao with moral “Jaisa kro gay waisa bharo gay”
Pathan: 1 din hum on k ghar gaey wo soey howay they
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Phr 1 din wo hamare ghar ae
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Hum so rahe they
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Moral: Jesa kro gay wesa bharo gay
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Bilawal to Zardari:
Dad
Aap ki harkaton ne to khandan ki izzat par daagh laga dia hai.
Zardari:
Beta, Daagh to chala jaye ga par waqt phir nhi aye ga.
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Kon kehta hai Pakistan me ghum hain khushiyan nhi…
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mein shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi
3. Bus mein seat milnay ki khushi
4. long time k bad double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne k bad Khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile ko apni pocket mein dekhne ki khushi.
Itni khushiyaan hone k bawjood pakistani awaam khush nhi .
Hairat hai…!
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Chand par aap ka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai…
Lekin
Aik to mera hath nhi jata
dusra
ye khyal mujhe hamesha dupahar ko ata hai….
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Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nhi nikalta?
2 Sardar: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklay ga bhi to andheray mein Tere baap ko bhi nazar nhi aye ga….
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Shadi Ka Wada kia Parveen Se
Warna Mohabbat to Thi Nasreen Se
ANjane Mein Sab Keh Dia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hua tha pucho Samreen Se
Ab Umeed hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Baat banegi Farheen Se
Ya Phir dekho Ambreen Se
Nhi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Ho sakta hai K Rameen Se
Warna setting to Hai or bi ” Do Teen” Se
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Pathan larki se: I Love you
Larki: Tameez Say Baat Karo
Pathan: “Bimillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem”
I Love you…
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Boy: Soot acha pehna hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Make up bhi acha kia hai.
Girl: Thanx
Boy: Mehndi bhi achi lagai hai.
Girl: Thanx brother.
Boy: Soni fir v nai lagdi pai.
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Aik marasi ne Chaudhry ki Beti ka rishta manga.
Chaudhry ne marasi ko khoob maara,
Maar kha k marasi Utha kapray jhaar kar bola,
” Fer mein inkaar e samjhaan…”
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