Best Free SMS

Bubbli Ne Ghar Se Bhag K Shadi Ki
5 Din Bad Bubbli Rote Hove Waps Aagae
Baap:Ab Kyu Aai Ho?
Bubbli:
Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla
N95 B China Wala Tha
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Arz Kia Hai,
Aankhon Main Noor Hai.

Chehre Pe Sarour Hai.

Kisi Lerkì Ko Mera Number De Do.

Q K

Meri Shaadi Abhi Boooooohat Door Hai.
Wha Wha Wha.
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Gahak: (Doodh Waly Sy)
Tumhari Gaay Kita Doodh Deti He
Doodh Wala: 5 Kilo
Gahak: Is Main Say Kitna Bech Letey Ho?
Doodh Wala: Yehi Koi 12 Kilo.:->
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Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking

General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt

After Enemy Defeated..

Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt?

General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged

Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking

General: Get Me My Yellow Pants.. :p
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Do u know whats
A B C D E F G?
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A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse the order,

can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?

Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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Teacher: Translate this into English,

“Bhagte choor ki langooti sahi”

…..

Student: When the thief is found

no where, be happy with his

under-wear.

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Love is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people..

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People with strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING :p

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Best Urdu Jokes

yar mein ne 300 ka neya mobile leya ha

jis meinusb

infrared

bluetooth

5 mega pixle double camera

touch screen

mp3

radio

8gb memory card

internet

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koch bhi nahin ha 

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