Kal Kary So Aaj Kar
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Wah Wah
Kya Kehne.
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?
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Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta
Dekhiye Zara Kitna Nafees Shair Arz Kia Hai.
Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaadon K Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
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A Very Scary Story
IT’S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
“DON’T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK”
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear
but
not last page.
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
.
.
.
.
MRSP Rs.3O/=
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Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k
Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga
k main Mummy ko bina bataye
Ghar say bahar ja sakoon..??
Dad : Beta,itna Jawan tu ajj tak main b nahi hua.
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Hockey Aur Cricket Ka Farq
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo…
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga 
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Urdu Funny SMS
Ek hathi ka bacha chonti(ant) se:
tumhari age kia ha?
Chonti: 40 Saal
Hathi ka bacha: 40 Saal aur itni choti?
Chonti: Haan mein LUX use krti hon
Khoobsorati ki waja se choti lagti hon
Tumhari age kia ha???
Hathi ka bacha: 10 saal
Chonti: 10 saal aur itne bare??
Hathi ka bacha: NIDO jo peeta hon
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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