A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Pathano Ko Aqal Nahi Aati
Boy: Maine Suna Hai K
Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain.
Pathan: Pata Nahi,
Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hain.
Moral: Pathano Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati.
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Abba Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
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Pathan Ne New Car Li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:
Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
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How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
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I am the ninth letter
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with
“I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always
say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right…
“I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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