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Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried
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1st Question

What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.

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Height of Insult

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE

Our Aim in life should be
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6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
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Adbi Shair Arz Hai
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

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Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

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Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

Shava Vai Shava.
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Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

 
Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon.
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Mehnat Karo Jaani

Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.

Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.

Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.

Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.
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Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey

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1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
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