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Wife Messages

Kelly Brook — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:25:08 +0000

Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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Pathan Jokes

Kelly Brook — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:13:33 +0000

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Sales girl

Kelly Brook — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:27:37 +0000

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar

Kelly Brook — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:14:20 +0000

A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Kelly Brook — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:47:31 +0000

Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………

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Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar

Kelly Brook — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:28:16 +0000

Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.

Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.

Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.

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Women’s Day

Kelly Brook — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:58:49 +0000

Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?

Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….

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Really Touching Quote

deepeyes — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:00:42 +0000

Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried
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1st Question

What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
.
.
.
Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.

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Height of Insult

deepeyes — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:25:26 +0000

Height of Insult

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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W & Women

Abraham — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:59:57 +0000

W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE

Our Aim in life should be
.
.
.
6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
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Adbi Shair Arz Hai

Abraham — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:55:59 +0000

Adbi Shair Arz Hai
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

Shava Vai Shava.
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Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon.
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Mehnat Karo Jaani

Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.

Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.

Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.

Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.
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