Posted on March 7, 2010, 10:00 am, by deepeyes, under
Funny Sms.
Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried
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1st Question
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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.
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA
Here’s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You [...]
Posted on March 3, 2010, 6:25 pm, by deepeyes, under
Funny Sms.
Height of Insult
Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.
This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!
Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm [...]
W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”
Because all Questions start with “W”
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE
Our Aim in life should be
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.
.
6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street [...]