Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:
lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”
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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE
4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?
Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.
Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?
Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.
Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?
2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.
Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?
2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.
Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?
Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!
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Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here
Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.
Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.
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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha
“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”
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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?
Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………
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Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.
Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.
Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.
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Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?
Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….
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