Posts Tagged ‘Funny Text Messages’

Wife Messages

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages on July 22nd, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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Pathan Jokes

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages, Pathan Sms on July 22nd, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Sales girl

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages, Naughty Sms on July 18th, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages, Sardar Sms on July 15th, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages on June 29th, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………

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Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages on June 22nd, 2010 by Kelly Brook – 1 Comment

Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.

Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.

Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.

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Women’s Day

Posted in Funny Sms, Funny Text Messages, Pathan Sms on June 10th, 2010 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?

Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….

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