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Happy Foggy Winters
I Love Walking In FOG,

Because No One Can Detect
I’M SMOKING.

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERS.
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School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

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K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today
Teacher: Who Is This
Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.

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Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

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Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

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Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

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Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

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Pathan:Is larki k baad

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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1 Admmi apni bv k har kaam mei nuks niklata,

agr wo anda boil karti to kahta fry kerna tha

agr fry kerti tu kahta k boil karna tha

1 din BV ne dono bna lie and dono ko ghor se daikhne k bad admi bola

tumne aqal kb aye gi??

jis anady ko fry karna tha us ko boial ker dia or jise boil karna tha use fry…

‘-)

Manzil par pohanchney ki talab hoti hai jin jawano nein

((FRAAZ))

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Raste main khare hokr wo bchiyan nahi tara karte!:-P

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