Best Free SMS » Funny Text Message http://www.bestfreesms.com Latest Free SMS / Text Messages - Heart Touching Birthday Morning Night Best SMS (English, Hindi, Urdu) Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:58:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Station Master and Lady http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/station-master-and-lady/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/station-master-and-lady/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:00:09 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2166 Lady: Is this my train..?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..

Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!

Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy… :D
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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/station-master-and-lady/feed/ 0 Top 3 universities rule http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/top-3-universities-rule/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/top-3-universities-rule/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:00:30 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2165 Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/top-3-universities-rule/feed/ 0 Let me kiss ur lips http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/let-me-kiss-ur-lips/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/let-me-kiss-ur-lips/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:55:20 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2136 Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday
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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/let-me-kiss-ur-lips/feed/ 0 Funny Punjabi Text http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/funny-punjabi-text/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/funny-punjabi-text/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:30:13 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1697 Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,

lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.

Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,

kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/funny-punjabi-text/feed/ 1 What is the height of telling a lie? http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/what-is-the-height-of-telling-a-lie/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/what-is-the-height-of-telling-a-lie/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:00:03 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1698 What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend,

“tenu kaala chasma

jachda hai,

jachda hai gore mukhde te”

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/punjabi_sms/what-is-the-height-of-telling-a-lie/feed/ 0 Funny Poetry Messages http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/funny-poetry-messages/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/funny-poetry-messages/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:59:35 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1609 Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bohat Khob

Bhai Waah
Mar Daala Zalim

Dobara Irshaad

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.
Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai.
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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/funny-poetry-messages/feed/ 0 Urdu Funny Text http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/urdu-funny-text/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/urdu-funny-text/#comments Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:30:30 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1621 Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka
“SUFI BANASPATI ”
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.

Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”

Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,

Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI

After 3 Years
Wapas Aai to sath

HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!

“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.
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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/urdu-funny-text/feed/ 0 Happy Foggy Winters http://www.bestfreesms.com/others/happy-foggy-winters/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/others/happy-foggy-winters/#comments Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:55:53 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1522 Happy Foggy Winters
I Love Walking In FOG,

Because No One Can Detect
I’M SMOKING.

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERS.
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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/others/happy-foggy-winters/feed/ 0 Urdu Funny Text SMS http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/urdu-funny-text-sms/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/urdu-funny-text-sms/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:55:43 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1398 School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/urdu-funny-text-sms/feed/ 0 Boy Funny SMS http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/boy-funny-sms/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/boy-funny-sms/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:25:39 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1389 K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today
Teacher: Who Is This
Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_text_messages/boy-funny-sms/feed/ 1 Funny Pathan SMS http://www.bestfreesms.com/pathan_sms/funny-pathan-sms/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/pathan_sms/funny-pathan-sms/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:00:48 +0000 Abraham http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=1200 Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

..

Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

..

Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

..

Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

..

Pathan:Is larki k baad :D

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