Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy…
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[...]
Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow
3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
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[...]
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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