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Lady: Is this my train..?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..

Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!

Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy…
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Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent

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Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday
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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,

lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.

Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,

kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend,

“tenu kaala chasma

jachda hai,

jachda hai gore mukhde te”

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Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bohat Khob

Bhai Waah
Mar Daala Zalim

Dobara Irshaad

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.
Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai.
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Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka
“SUFI BANASPATI ”
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.

Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”

Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,

Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI

After 3 Years
Wapas Aai to sath

HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!

“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.
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