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Get your brain exercised

Posted in Funny Text Messages on February 10th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

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I am the ninth letter

Posted in Funny Sms on February 9th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

I am the ninth letter

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with

“I”.

Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always
say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right…

“I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Posted in Funny Sms on February 9th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:

Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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Naughty SMS with Faraz Poetry

Posted in Faraz Sms on January 15th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

Manzil par pohanchney ki talab hoti hai jin jawano nein

((FRAAZ))

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Raste main khare hokr wo bchiyan nahi tara karte!:-P

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Funny ultimate truths

Posted in Funny Sms on January 15th, 2010 by Abraham – Comments Off

Funny Forwards

1)Whenever i find the key 2 success, some 1 changes the lock.

2)The road 2 success………. is always under construction

3)In order 2 get a loan,u 1st need 2 prove that u dunt need it

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