Before marriage:
Roses are red,
sky is blue,
O my darling!
I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
I Hate you! :)
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yar mein ne 300 ka neya mobile leya ha
jis meinusb
infrared
bluetooth
5 mega pixle double camera
touch screen
mp3
radio
8gb memory card
internet
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koch bhi nahin ha 
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A doctor and engineer love a same girl
Engineer gifts her Apple everyday
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Girl asks the reason of giving Apple daily???
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Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Teacher to Pappu: M.B.B.S ka kia matlb hai???
Pappu: Mohterma Bainazir Bhutto Shaheed
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Question: Can a Kangroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower????
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Ans: Yes, coz the Eiffel Tower can’t jump.
Think Smart!
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Pathan ne dewar banai
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kisi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lage
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
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Hum Qaid e Azam ko Peshawar ane per
Khush Amdid kehte hain
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Teacher: Koi story sunao with moral “Jaisa kro gay waisa bharo gay”
Pathan: 1 din hum on k ghar gaey wo soey howay they
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Phr 1 din wo hamare ghar ae
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Hum so rahe they
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Moral: Jesa kro gay wesa bharo gay
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Girl: Mujh se shadi karni hay to har week Ammi ko 10 kilo aata aur cheeni or papa ki bike me 10 litr petrol dalwana hoga.
Boy: Acha behan, Ammi Abu ko mera salam kehna!
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The best Lines for advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour,
“Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She may be ur grand mother.”
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Shaadi k baad 1 larke se doston ne pucha
“Kesi lagin bhabhi?”
Larke ne jwab dia:
“Kabi khandan me shaadi na karna.”
Larke:”kiun?”
“yaar shaadi ki raat kamre me enter hote hue gir gya to wo boli
Fawad bhai!
Araam se”
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Teacher student se: Go,Went,Gone ko punjabi me convert karo.
Student: O gya….
O nuss gya….
O pharo odi pen nu…..
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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha
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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga
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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!
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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p
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Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.
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Golden rules
1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee
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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.
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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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