Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga 
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Urdu Funny SMS
Ek hathi ka bacha chonti(ant) se:
tumhari age kia ha?
Chonti: 40 Saal
Hathi ka bacha: 40 Saal aur itni choti?
Chonti: Haan mein LUX use krti hon
Khoobsorati ki waja se choti lagti hon
Tumhari age kia ha???
Hathi ka bacha: 10 saal
Chonti: 10 saal aur itne bare??
Hathi ka bacha: NIDO jo peeta hon
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Funny Pathan Text
Pathan was kissing a girl
inside a car…
..
Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???
..
Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?
..
Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?
..
Pathan:Is larki k baad
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Bubbli Ne Ghar Se Bhag K Shadi Ki
5 Din Bad Bubbli Rote Hove Waps Aagae
Baap:Ab Kyu Aai Ho?
Bubbli:
Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla
N95 B China Wala Tha
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Arz Kia Hai,
Aankhon Main Noor Hai.
Chehre Pe Sarour Hai.
Kisi Lerkì Ko Mera Number De Do.
Q K
Meri Shaadi Abhi Boooooohat Door Hai.
Wha Wha Wha.
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Gahak: (Doodh Waly Sy)
Tumhari Gaay Kita Doodh Deti He
Doodh Wala: 5 Kilo
Gahak: Is Main Say Kitna Bech Letey Ho?
Doodh Wala: Yehi Koi 12 Kilo.:->
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Do u know whats
A B C D E F G?
.
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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Teacher: Translate this into English,
“Bhagte choor ki langooti sahi”
…..
Student: When the thief is found
no where, be happy with his
under-wear.
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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