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Student life k usool

Apnay bed se pyar kero ye tumhara qila hai

Din ko aram kero ta kay raat mai tum so sako

Books pakeeza hain isleay inhay hath mat lagao

Koi kam kal pe mat chorro, wo perso ya terso bhi ho skta hai

Agar tumhara parrrhnay ka mann chahay to beth jao jab tk ye feeling khatam na ho jai

Ye mat bholo k study ek healthy activity hai, isleay isay bimar logo k leay chorr do

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Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hain..
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School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k

Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga
k main Mummy ko bina bataye
Ghar say bahar ja sakoon..??
Dad : Beta,itna Jawan tu ajj tak main b nahi hua.

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K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today
Teacher: Who Is This
Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.

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Hockey Aur Cricket Ka Farq

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo…

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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