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Pathan Ne New Car Li

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.

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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,

lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.

Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,

kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend,

“tenu kaala chasma

jachda hai,

jachda hai gore mukhde te”

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Kal Kary So Aaj Kar

Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,

Aaj Kary So Ab.

Wah Wah

Kya Kehne.
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,

Aaj Kary So Ab.

Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?
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Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta

Dekhiye Zara Kitna Nafees Shair Arz Kia Hai.

Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaadon K Deep

Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
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Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bohat Khob

Bhai Waah
Mar Daala Zalim

Dobara Irshaad

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.
Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai.
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Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka
“SUFI BANASPATI ”
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.

Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”

Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,

Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI

After 3 Years
Wapas Aai to sath

HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!

“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.
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Discussion between 2 persons in years about “Light”

1980:

A=Yar ye light kiun jati hai?

B= Pata nahi, mere khayal mai transfarmer badaltay hain

2009:

A= Yar ye lite kab ati hai?

B= Jab hamray ilaqay ke jai ge tb tumharay ilaqay ke ae ge

2010:

A= Yar ye light aye ge aaj?

B= Nahi aaj multan mai hai, kal Lahore ke bari ho ge

2020:

A= Yar suna hai pichlay waqto mai light hua kerti thi

B= So ja yar light wight kuch nahi hoti sb tera weham hai

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