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1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,

Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai

1st: Bataya Tha

2nd: Phir

1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

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What is Business..?

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!

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MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT…
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Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . .

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Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster”
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Pathano Ko Aqal Nahi Aati

Boy: Maine Suna Hai K
Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain.
Pathan: Pata Nahi,
Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hain.

Moral: Pathano Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati.
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Abba Ne Bohat Mara

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

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