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Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.

MUNNA: kaiku ?

CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.

MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath
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Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”
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Pareshan Pathan

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

 
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se

Pakeeza Jazba:

Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.

To

Jaan Lo,

K

Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya.
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Ye Dunya Bhi Barri Ajeeb Hai

..

..

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.

..

Aur

..

Jab Aap Bolte Hain

To Un Ka

Shak

Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai

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Phol Khil Kar Bhi Udaas Hai,

Samundar ko Aaj Pani ki Piyas Hai,

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do.

Hum ko Duniya Ki

Sab Se Khofnak Muskarahat ki Talash Hai.

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Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney

Teri Dosti Main Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tujhe Apna Banate Banate Begane Ho Gaye,

Pukaar Le Ek Baar Pyar Se Mere Dost,

,
,
,

Bandar Ki Awaaz Suney Zamane Ho Gaye

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Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey

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