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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Kelly Brook — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:47:31 +0000

Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………

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Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha

Kelly Brook — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:33:25 +0000

Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,

Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D

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Kuch Bola to Karo Faraz

Deep Eyes — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:00:26 +0000

Kuch Bola to Karo Faraz

Barham he Sahi, Kuch Bola to Karo FARAZ…
Chup Rahtay Ho to Mohabbat ka Gumaan Hota Hai.
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Apny He Hotey Hain Jo
Apny He Hotey Hain Jo
Pajama Khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain Faraz.
Warna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K
Faraz Lastic Wali Shalwar Pehnta Hai.
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Mery Pas Nokia 3310 Hai
Wo Roz Kehti Hai k Apni Tasveer Bluetooth Se Send Kardo Mujhe

*FARAZ*

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Us Nadan Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
K Mery Paas Nokia 3310 Hai.
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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS

Abraham — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:48:10 +0000

Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?

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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,

Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,

Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?

Pani Bachaye ya Paper.

Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?

Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!
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Faraz Betha tha Naddi k Kinare

Deep Eyes — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:00:39 +0000

Faraz Betha tha Naddi k Kinare,

Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,

FARAZ ne farmaya:

Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.

Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro
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Red Rose Bakri Kha Gai
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan Bhi Ro Parra Faraz

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Jab Mera 70 Rupee ka Red Rose Parros ki Bakri Kha Gai
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Aankhon Main Haya Ho To
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He FARAZ.

Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay MOHABAT Key.

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Really Touching Quote

Deep Eyes — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:00:42 +0000

Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried
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1st Question

What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.

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Height of Insult

Deep Eyes — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:25:26 +0000

Height of Insult

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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Height of Being Chill

Abraham — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:00:18 +0000

Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

Abraham — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:00:53 +0000

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.

MUNNA: kaiku ?

CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.

MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath
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Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”
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Pareshan Pathan

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai
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MUCHHO Wali Larki

Abraham — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:00:07 +0000

Dog Fell In Love With Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se

Pakeeza Jazba:

Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.

Jaan Lo,

Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya.
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Yaqeen Me Badal

Abraham — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:45:49 +0000

Ye Dunya Bhi Barri Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai.

Aur

Jab Aap Bolte Hain

To Un Ka

Shak

Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai

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