Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?
Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………
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Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,
Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D
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Kuch Bola to Karo Faraz
Barham he Sahi, Kuch Bola to Karo FARAZ…
Chup Rahtay Ho to Mohabbat ka Gumaan Hota Hai.
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Apny He Hotey Hain Jo
Apny He Hotey Hain Jo
Pajama Khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain Faraz.
Warna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K
Faraz Lastic Wali Shalwar Pehnta Hai.
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Mery Pas Nokia 3310 Hai
Wo Roz Kehti Hai k Apni Tasveer Bluetooth Se Send Kardo Mujhe
*FARAZ*
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Us Nadan Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata
K Mery Paas Nokia 3310 Hai.
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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?
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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,
Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,
Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?
Pani Bachaye ya Paper.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?
Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!
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Faraz Betha tha Naddi k Kinare,
Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,
FARAZ ne farmaya:
Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.
Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro
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Red Rose Bakri Kha Gai
Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan Bhi Ro Parra Faraz
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Jab Mera 70 Rupee ka Red Rose Parros ki Bakri Kha Gai
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Aankhon Main Haya Ho To
Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He FARAZ.
Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay MOHABAT Key.
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Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried
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1st Question
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA
Here’s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.
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Height of Insult
Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.
This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!
Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.
For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.
Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.
Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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