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Own Transport

Be a friend with at least one person at your
University, Who bring His/Her own transport
Otherwise you will be stuck at your campus for good.

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Slides and Books

Don’t waste your time on making notes,
Or buying books either read slides
Or get notes from smart ass,
Even instructors won’t read books…. :p

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Summers

Summers are hawt,
Really hawt, you konw what I mean,
Think positive… :p

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Teacher and Exams

Time spent in teacher’s office,
Is directly proportional to
The grades you score in
Exams.
FYI if the teacher is hawt,
Then its double the treat.

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Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.

Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.

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A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist

yoU would b my picture

If I was a poet

yoU would be my inspiration

If I waz an author

U would b my story

But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.

But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell me more about Andy.
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Teacher: Hume Garibon ka
Sath pyar sa paish aana chahiye.

Student: Acha ab me samjha.

Teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay kyuin lagatay hen..
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LAST bole to.

It is my “LAST” SMS For u…

LAST bole to.

L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
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Always don’t depend

Today’s Thought
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Always don’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:

Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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.
Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

 
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se

Pakeeza Jazba:

Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.

To

Jaan Lo,

K

Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi

1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya.
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Lady: Is this my train..?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..

Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!

Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy…
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Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent

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