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A sardar was so much worried and

tensed on his wedding day.

One man asked him the reason.

Sardar replied: My in-laws have asked

to bring few people in wedding ceremony and I do not

Know if I am allowed or not.

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Sardar asked his son:

Why are you arranging these two beds?

Son: Because we have two guests in our home,

one is mama’s brother and second is my uncle (mamo).

Sardar: Then arrange for a third bed too,

because my brother in law is also our guest today.

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Sardar was attending mathematic exam,

In first question it was give

Prove that LHS=RHS

(4x+9y)=13x/2y

Sardar justified this statement:

Multiply both sides with zero

Both sides become zero.

Hence it is proved that left hand

side is equal to right hand side

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Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.

Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.

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