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CNIC Card K Golden Numbers

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”

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Pathan Admitted in School

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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ATM Not Working

BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:

Bcoz

Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

“Enter Your PIN”.

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Funny Pathan Text

Pathan was kissing a girl

inside a car…

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Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???

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Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?

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Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?

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Pathan:Is larki k baad

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