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Lab pay Aati hai DUA bn kay Tmanna meri,

Sim band ho jaye Allah kray teri,

Dur duniya mein chmakny se ujala ho jaye,

jo mujhe sms na kray us ka rang kala ho jaye,

Ho mera kaam in faqiron ko sms karna,

In kanjuson gharibon ka inbox bharna,

Mere Allah inhain bi ab ghairat a jaye,

Ye sms parhte hi in ka bi sms a jaye…

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Kesa lagta hai…?

Thandi Shabnum me

Hawa k jhonkon k sang

Khamoshi se chalte hue

Koi apka hath thaam k

Holay se keh de…

Ye sweater lunday ka hai na…..

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Sardar: Yaar larkion ko shadi k bad “Begum” q kehte hen?

Punjabi: So simple shadi k bad larkion k sare ghum larkon ko mil jate hen or wo ” Be- Ghum” ho jati hen.

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ALHAMDULILLAH

Aj mein ne aik jaan bachai.

Wo aise k aik faqeer se mein ne pucha k agar mein tumhen 5000 ka note de dun to kia karo gay?

Wo bola: Khushi se mar jaon ga.

Mein ne dia hi nhi.

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Popular Inventions and their Inventors

Aeroplane
“Wright Brothers”

Cycle
“Mcmillan”

Telephone
“Graham Bell”

Telescope
“Galileo”

Exams
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labo salay nu….

Ral kay kuttan gay….

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Ik larka tha deewana sa.
MBA me wo parhta tha.
nazrain jhuka kar,
kitaben utha kar,
library se guzra karta tha.
kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,
fail hone se wo darta tha.
jab b milta tha muj se wo ye pucha karta tha.
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
aur me sirf yehi keh pati thi…
kitaben khuli hon ya band…
yaad 1 raat pehle hi hota hai.
kese kahon me oh yaara ye …
ye MBA kese hota hay!

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