A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER
CUT WITH CUTTER
WHEN U FORGET ME
U WILL DFINITLY,
FALL IN GUTTER
“DHARAAM”
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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur…………
Rikshaw le aya:)
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Funny Rakshaw Quotes
Tera Mera Sadiyaan Da Vair Aa.
Tu Lang ja Saadi Khair Aa.
Main Ghar Gaya To Laga Tha Taala.
“Jalnay Waley ka Moun Kaala”
Band Karo ye Star Plus k Show
“Haaran Do Rastaa Lo”
Woh Wajh Gaya Ik Car Se
“Daikh Magar Pyaar Se”
Mahngai Na Pora Pakistan Hilaya
“Jiny Maa Noo Sataya Unee Riksha He Chalaia
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Funny Quotes but Fact
Funny but Fact:
Larki Se Mohabbat Karna Jurm Hai.
Jis ki Saza Shadi ki Soorat Mai Milti Hai.
Kamiyab Aashiq Woh,
Jo Mehbooba ko B.V Nahi Bannay Deta.
Kaash Larkian Cigarette Peetin,
Ta K Utni Dair to Khamosh Rehtin.
Mard K liye Aasan Tareen Kaam,
Kisi Larki K Hathon Ullu Banna Hai.
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A Man Behind A Girl
Golden Words:
A Man Who Is Behind
Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes.
Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.
William Charsi. :
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya.
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Funny Pathan Text
Pathan was kissing a girl
inside a car…
..
Policeman: Kia kar rahe ho???
..
Pathan: nazar nae aa raha?
..
Policeman: Mera number kb ae ga?
..
Pathan:Is larki k baad 
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Best way to propose a girl….
Take her to the sea….
Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea….
Then say….
Marry Me
warna utar jao…. !
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Kabhi apne dost par bhrosa na karo
Agar wo bhrose k qabil hota
To kisi achay insan ka dost hota
Tumhara nahi…!
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Har mard ki zidagi mein “3 Dolls” aati hain,
(1) Aik iski beti
Baby Doll.:-|
(2) iski Girlfriend
Barbie Doll.;-)
(3) Iski biwi,
“PANADOL” wo b “EXTRA”
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Girl to Boy: Kia tum mere Aashiq ho?
Boy: Haan Hun.
Girl: Tou phir mujhey 1000 ka Easyload krwa do.
Boy: Main tumhara Aashiq hun “Telenor” walon ka damaad nhi.
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