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Every girl use certain sentences to confuse a guy,

like “Please tell me how am I looking? If the answer is “beautiful”

Girl: Today you are praising me, I guess something is wrong.

If the answer is silence…

Girl: I know you do not like me now, go get a new girl friend.

So the best answer is ” shut up, let’s go”.

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How much you like me? Test

If you think I am handsome, miss call me

If you think I am stylish, send me a text message

If you think you in love with me then call me

If you hate me, then ignore this message:)

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER

WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

“DHARAAM”

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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”

Pappu bahar gaya aur…………

Rikshaw le aya:)

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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………

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W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE

Our Aim in life should be
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.
.
6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
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Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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