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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?

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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,

Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,

Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?

Pani Bachaye ya Paper.

Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?

Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!
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W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”

Because all Questions start with “W”

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?

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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE

Our Aim in life should be
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6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

Teacher: What about your mother?

Sam: She’s a woman.
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LAST bole to.

It is my “LAST” SMS For u…

LAST bole to.

L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
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Always don’t depend

Today’s Thought
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Always don’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:

Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
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Aik shair arz en ashiqoon ki nazar

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arz kia ha

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Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan Mai Akela Chor Diya FARAZ…

Yeh Keh Kar K

Pyar Kiya to Darna Kiya
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Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khuab Dedo,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten, Aisa Karo Faraz

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1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.
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Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi

Qismat Badle ya Na Badle

Kam az Kam

Chappal to Dhul Jayegi.
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What is Business..?

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: Then ok!
Dad goes to Bill Gates…
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank..
Dad: appoint my son as CEO of your Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!
This is BUSINESS!

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