Posts tagged ‘best boys vs girls jokes’

Phati Hui Qameez

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.

Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station
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Shut Up Kameeni

1 Girl: Mjhe to Aisa Larka chahiye Jo

Smart

Khubsurt

Decent

Shareef

Dashing

Naik

Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

REHAN Sirf Mera Hai

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Girls Live Longer

Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Girl’s Best Assets

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‘Lie’ Ability
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