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Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya

Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae

Sardar: Wo kesay?

Maa:

Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge

Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko

Tere bhai se nokarani ko

Nokarani se tere baapu ko

Tere baapu se teri khala ko

Teri khala se teray khalu ko

Tere khalu se muje

or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge

Puter tu pind nu bacha le

On their wedding night, both husband and wife  were claiming virginity

Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”

Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”

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Kuch girls khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”

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Suhanay or khubsurat mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!

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pehlay hath main lo
phir moun main lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

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us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Zardari: . . . .
Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .
Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . ;->

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Statistics of breast milk.
1. No need to insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It have no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free.

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Teacher 2 a Nursery Class Student:
“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.” Student:”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz”

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Judge 2 girl: Tum ne Apney Shohar ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”

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Lady Class Teache 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo …
Girl:”Madam Agar Aap ko Kaha jaye k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?

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Woman:Ye condom kitnay ka hay?
Shopkeeper:10 rupay ka,
Woman:Toba kitni mehngai ho gai,
Jab mein 8th class mein thi to,
1 rupay mein TEEN miltay thy.

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Chutu or gandu ki nishani,
Chutu sms read kar kay hansta hay,
Gandu reply karta hay,
It’s up to you.. hehehe

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Sapne kee tarah tujhe saja kay rakhun,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa ke rakhun,
Mera condom meray pass nahi,
Warna zindagi bhar tujhe chod k rakhun

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What is difference b/w New & Old couple. New Couple “Lips” mila ka r sota hay jab k Old Couple “Hip” mila kar sota he.

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Aik Pathan ne ghar me chor ko pakar kar us ki gand marna shuru kar dee,
Chor bola: khan sahib plz choro phir main nahi aoun ga,
Pathan bola nahi yaar kabhi kabhi ajaya karo

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It’s the thing dat satisfies
your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.

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Love iz a gamble;
Sex is a game;
Boys do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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Q:What is it? An average 6 inches long.
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush your teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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Girl:It’s too tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss msg him back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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A young and beautiful girl returned after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hay?

Student: Miss ji…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

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A master while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha you are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘bcoz the driver always tells me so’

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Can we romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

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