Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge
Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko
Tere bhai se nokarani ko
Nokarani se tere baapu ko
Tere baapu se teri khala ko
Teri [...]
On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”
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Kuch girls khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”
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Suhanay or khubsurat mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
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pehlay hath main lo
phir moun main [...]
