Sardar SMS Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Sardar SMS Funny SMS Jokes Messages

Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan
Eik Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.

Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH… :-)

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Sardar Building sey Gir Gya:

Doctor: He is dead…

Sardar Hosh Me Aa k Bola: Nahi, Main Zinda Hun.

Sardarni: Parray raho Sardar Ji!

Tumhain Kya Doctor Se Ziyada Pata Hai. :-)

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Some People Drink Directly
Foreigner:: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years…

And he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink Directly from Bottle…! :-)

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Sardar Ko Darr Lag Rha Hai
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai.
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Jalad: Tumhari Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?
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Sardar: Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakar Le…

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ek Sardar k Ghar k Bahir Nameplate lagi thi, jis pe likha tha:
Wife MSc Aur Husband FSc.

Aik aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Sardar ji
Aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai? Aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

Sardar: Subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
Nameplate da matlb aa…

Msc: Mother of Seven Children aur
Fsc: Father of Seven Children. :-)

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