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Love is just like fantasy dream and fairy tale.

but marriage is like an alarm.

So have sweet dreams before shrilling voice of

alarm ruins your lovely and romantic dreams.

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1^st female:

I think my husband is fall in love with

another girl and also dating with her.

2^nd female:

Then what will you do to handle this situation.

1^st female:

I will ask my boyfriend to chase him and

inform me about his activities.

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Marriage is very much similar to wash room.

Those who are outside,

wanna jump in it desperately.

And those who are inside wanna jump

outside immediately.

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A man arrived at home early than his usual timings.

And there was an unknown person with her wife.

Wife: Why are you so early here today?

Husband: But who is this person?

Wife: Do not try to change the topic now.

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A lady buys a new cell phone with a new SIM card.

She decides to surprise her husband. From the

washroom she dialed his number.

Her Husband, sitting in a bed room attends the

call in hurry and whispers

”hello darling”

I will call u back later my dumb wife is in

washroom right now.

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A man receives a call from hospital.

Doctor: Your wife is in hospital and I have

both good and bad news for you.

The bad news is; she had a car accident, she has

lost her both arms and legs and she will never be able to see again.

Husband: O my God! Then what is the good news?

Doctor: I am just joking your wife is dead.

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Always be good for others

As your face reflects your deeds

what you have done in the whole

life. Your face at young age is

the face which God gave you

but the face at old age is the

face you earned in whole life.

Do good and be good

to stay young and beautiful.

Wish you a very Happy Birthday.

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A Nice Birthday Wish

Feel the positivity around you

and neglect the negativities of life.

May God bless you with

happy life, full of colors

and shades. May God never

let any harm and pain effect you

and protect you from all dangers.

Wish you best of the best in future.

Happy Birthday Dear.

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Wishing someone is a person to person and

gradual consideration of an interactional ways

of habit. Only saying Happy Birthday won’t count

towards wishing someone with all your heart.

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday my Friend.

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May our friendship lasts forever,

as it’s a lifetime agreement between two persons to care,

trust, love and sacrifice for each other…

Thank God that you came to planet earth to be my besty….

On this special day of yours

I thought I should share

these words of understanding

with you my love!

You are just like my shadow

dear without which I am incomplete

So never think of leaving me.

If you dont mind please

Smile hard, while you dont have

any braces on your teeth.

Happy Birthday.

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Wishing you happy birthday on this eve

May you remember me in your life

May you achieve all your goals

and see your wishes coming true

Enjoy this birthday of yours to extreme.

With all the fun and party you can have tonight.

Happy Birthday and Have a Nice Day.

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Birthday Wish For My Son

When you were born I hold you in my hands

You were crying as a hell

And everyone around there didn’t

notice much of your presence

But I knew that you like to blow candles

and you will live your life arrogantly with all the fun

and adventure you can have from this world.

May God bless you with luck, love, happiness

proudness and kindness.

Happy Birthday My Son.

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What an awesomely decorated ceremony,

It might be wedding ceremony.

But its birthday, a special birthday

Your Birthday, with a different style.

Have a blast &

Enjoy your beautiful birthday party.

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Before its midnight and 12 on the clock,

let me do the honors of

letting you know that you are older now

Another year has passed away from your life,

Happy Birthday.

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For others it’s just a normal day,

But it’s the most important day for me,

Its the birthday of my best friend

My best companion and best partner

Happy Birthday My Dear.

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Flying ribbons,

Colored and cute balloons all around,

Faces of friendly people,

Love and laughter on every face.

Sexy disco lights, cakes and drinks

That’s all it describes?

“Happy Birthday to you dear!”

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A Very Happy Birthday

I wish you today

A very happy birthday

I wish you tomorrow

A very successful future

I wish you all life

A very cute wife.

Happy Birthday.

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Memorable Day

Wake up Charming prince

Scream out loud

Whistle a musical tune

Make a promise to yourself

Add beautiful faces in your life

Enjoy and have fun…

Make this day a memorable one.

Happy Birthday.

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