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A sardar was so much worried and

tensed on his wedding day.

One man asked him the reason.

Sardar replied: My in-laws have asked

to bring few people in wedding ceremony and I do not

Know if I am allowed or not.

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Sardar asked his son:

Why are you arranging these two beds?

Son: Because we have two guests in our home,

one is mama’s brother and second is my uncle (mamo).

Sardar: Then arrange for a third bed too,

because my brother in law is also our guest today.

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Sardar was attending mathematic exam,

In first question it was give

Prove that LHS=RHS

(4x+9y)=13x/2y

Sardar justified this statement:

Multiply both sides with zero

Both sides become zero.

Hence it is proved that left hand

side is equal to right hand side

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I have remembered the golden time,

when all girls wanted to kiss me.

And I was too shy

because

I was only two years old.

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I am alone here

And no one is watching

Kiss me

What are you waiting for,

kiss me please.

I mean

K = kindly send me

I= interesting &

S= smart

S= sms

No matter how rich we are

Or how stylish is our car

But the size of grave will be same for all of us.

Please offer your prayers before it’s too late.

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Hazrat ALI R.A said

There are three symptoms of ”RIA”.

1: The one who is lazy in his deeds while he is alone

and show efficiency in front of other people.

2: He will become more responsible in his acts if

someone will praise him.

3: His will slow down in his deeds, if someone

will resist him.

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Never tell Allah, how big your problems are

Always tell problems how Glorious and Powerful is our Allah.

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Hazrat Ali R.A said

If someone causes you trouble and difficulties then leave him,

But never creates problem for the one you have left already.

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A boy saw his friend was walking down

the road with his girlfriend.

Next day

Friend: who was the girl with you yesterday?

2^nd friend: She is my cousin.

1^st friend: last year she was my cousin.

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Be alert when a guy says,

” I love you from the deep

inside of my heart”.

May be he is saying so

because he has reserved top

for someone else.

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A shocking sentence found,

written on a love letter

”To whom it may concern”

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I am walking alone on the road side

where we used to walk together,

Everything is same but you are not with me,

I am missing you darling

Come Brighten my days and

decorate my nights.

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Without you I am like a

Twitter without any group,

Youtube video without any song,

A search engine without any result,

And music video without any sound,

I am missing you!

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Sun is setting and I am standing beside

the deep blue ocean,

My tear has dropped into the ocean.

Now it will become the pearl

When ever I would miss you

I will come to the ocean

to increase the amount of pearls.

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Having faith on God would not make

the mountains minor,

But we will get the strength

to climb on apex easily,

Wish to see you blessed.

Good luck.

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Only dreaming life will not let

you to have your goals.

Luck works for those people who

work hard to live their dreams.

Wish you best of luck for your efforts.

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Always believe the supremacy

within you. Start walking towards your target

Prayers will defend you and show you the right

path. Be constructive and do not give attention

to disappointments, just believe in you,

be grown-up and brave.

Best of Luck

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Do not pray for smooth roads,

always pray for guts to cross them smoothly.

Do not pray for easy targets,

Always pray for the power to complete your tasks.

I wish you good luck for your journey.

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Close your eyes for a while

Recall those moments

When you smile,

How you walk,

Think about…

Your face

Your style

Your whole personality, open your eyes now.

You have just watched new horror movie of the year.

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Your four qualities

1:______

2:______

3:______

4:______

Sorry these lines are blank, because

you have not done anything good in your life :p

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You are not answering my letters,

not replying my messages.

No letter

No miss calls

I am so much worried about you.

Have zoo have again arrested by zoo members?

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I have huge collection of jokes in my mobile.

It will be heard for you to read all of them.

I have sent you one joke which is best.

.

.

.

You are very beautiful.

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